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Things To Do While Waiting Your Turn - Adjust your pants. - Show other flyers your blisters and ask if they look infected. - Take Paula Puppet and "talk" the beginners through the process. - Chalk a little square on the platform and tell Marek "this is my personal space". - Ask the flyer next to you, "if I crash into the net, will it make lots of noise?". - Ask the flyer next to you, "do these new grips make me look fat?". - Clutch your tummy, mutter "I'm getting dizzy again". - Cough then mutter "Don't worry the doctor said it can only be spread through physical contact". - Sing "Edelweiss". - Give the guy on lines a "wet-willy" while someone hangs on the trapeze bar.
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